Be Good To Me.

Paul Rudd is mega fucking fantastic! Hahahaha! He nailed the lip-syncing thin!  He totally, totally nailed it!  He was so hilarious, I cheered for him.. even if he can't hear me.  I hope he battles with Joseph Gordon-Levitt!  If you haven't seen JGL's lip sync thing, here ya go:

What say you?  Hahahaha.

No, We Don't Care About The Young Folks.

My dad just gave me 2000 bucks to buy "crinkets" for my cousin and I tomorrow.  "Crinkets"...  Anyway, I just want to post that because it was really hilarious.  He was serious and stuff when he gave me the money and told me to buy "crinkets" for myself and Raissa.  HAHAHAHAHA!

Anyway, look, we have a NEW POST!  I know it took us a while.  Please blame Jonah's lazy ass...  HAHAHAHAHA!  Anyway, go check it out and be amazed!  CLICK IT HERE!  HAHAHAHA!

I Know You Carry A Sense Of Weariness.

If it was a perfect world, I would be as smart as (or smarter than) my brother.

If it was a perfect world, I would've gotten at least an 80 on my NMAT..  which I didn't.  But, in my defense, I didn't take up a pre-med course and the last time I took up a science subject was a little more than two years ago.

If it was a perfect world, I would be healthy and fit.  And not freakishly fat and stuff.  Although, to be fair, I could do something about this but..  Man, I don't like sweating and I'm really, really lazy..  which leads me to my next point.

If it was a perfect world, I would be more conscious of my health and, well, physical appearance.  PLUS, I would have fun doing it, you know, the sweating and exercising and stuff.

If it was a perfect world, I would've seen and watched The Killers play live when they visited the Philippines.

If it was a perfect world, Jared Leto would reply to one of my tweets (God almighty, I've been tweeting and following him since he had, like, 103k followers on Twitter and he had a shark for a Twitter icon.  Did I get any "Hello" back? Noooooo.)

If it was a perfect world, I would have more trustworthy "friends" than crappy ones who see themselves as people who are all-high and mighty.. which they are not.  Actually, I think I may be talking about a single person here.  I hate her with a burning passion.  Always have.  Always will.

If it was a perfect world, I would be able to control my temper more.  Ergo, I wouldn't wish death or a very painful and torturous illness on anyone who angers me.

Lastly, if it was a perfect world, being the heroine of my own story, I wouldn't be this scared of the future.  Of course I would be nervous and stuff but..  I would know that I just have to get past all the dragons or dungeons or whatever to get my pot of gold or treasure or Elixir of Life or whatever.

But it's not a perfect world.  All we have are slightly wrong-timing opportunities, 10 minute "perfect" moments, and the people we love.  What I'm saying is..  I guess it's up to us to make sense of the less-than-perfect situations we face everyday.  It's up to us to see that the glass is always half full.  

I mean, what do we have to lose?

Jeepers Creepers.

Belated Happy Valentines, guys!  Every year my dad gives me gifts.  These are some of his gifts this year:

That's an R book end and two scrunchies.  He also bought me shoes and a top.

It's a great week for my dad.  He took the PPS exam (again, after more than 10 years) and he finally passed! He took, like, two weeks off and he checked in at Pope Pius (you know, it's a Catholic inn or something in Otis.. if I'm not mistaken), the room he chose has no TV (so, it kind of sucked when I go there.)  But, hey, it's not about me.  It's about my dad!  So, after a trip to Manaoag and a trip to three churches in Tagaytay - YAY!  He's now a diplomate! The vice president of PPS called him personally to say, "O, Ronnie, okay ka na!" Wooohoooo!  Being a member of the society you mastered (?)/ majored (?) at is kind of a big thing for doctors.  Some hospitals won't accept doctors unless they're a member of their society.  PPS is for Pediatricians, POGS are for OB-Gynes.  These two are what I'm most familiar with because I could hear it from my parents.  Anyway, so, now he's just waiting for his letter/invitation for the pledging or whatever or however they call it.

On another topic, my dad bought a second hand medical book from Book Sale a few months back.  I started reading it today and..  Holy fucking fuck.  The first owner had a terrible, terrible handwriting!  Check it:

It's like deciphering the hand writing of a chicken!!!

Anyway, heh.  Not in the mood to jibber jabber because broken heart.. HAHAHAHAHA I'm kidding.  Anyway, see yah realz soon, homiez pizawt

EDIT:

You know what I hate the most about a person?  It's when he or she overvalues his or herself.  It's when he or she thinks that he or she is more superior when, clearly, he or she is not because, come on, let's face it, he or she is mega fucking boring and lame.  Are you getting me?  I mean, what are your motherfucking interests you boring, lame-o, piece of shit?  What do you even do when there's no school?

He or she could act like Mr. or Miss Prissy if he or she is lovable or even remotely funny.  But, he or she is not.  He or she became friends with his or her friends today because the said friends took pity on him or her and let him or her tag along when he or she is CLEARLY NOT WANTED.

So, I say this, he or she could shove a syphilis-infested dick up his or her motherfucking condescending (I hope you know what that means because this person doesn't even know the meaning of ****.  t(-_-t)) ass.

That is all.

You Owe Me An IOU.

I know you have an inkling feeling that this is going to be another Jamie Campbell Bower post.

Love this outfit of him so much! He was holding hands with Lily Collins so.. I cropped out Lily. Hehe.

Although, when you think about it, he's fits my type.  So, this isn't really a surprise, huh.

He Was In The Habit Of Taking Things For Granted.

So, I said I didn't like the City of Bones but... Jamie Campbell Bower!!  So, I watched it 7x.

I screencap-ed his scenes (you can see my assistive touch at the upper right corner of some of the pictures HAHAHAHA) and I edited it so..  It looked like this:

I know I should be embarrassed with the "LOVE" and "Soulmate" shit but..  as if people still get shocked with the shit I post and make.  Hahahahaha!  I like him a lot.  My heart beats a little faster when I think of him.  Hihihihi.

This is Batch 2:

I love you, baby huhuhuhu.

I go through crushes like I go through.. food.  I hope JCB sticks 'cause, I mean, he's perfect!!

I had an interview today and I totally freaked out and choked and shit.  Gah.  Don't want to talk about it..  Don't even want to think about it.

Mortal Shit Whatever.

So, I watched Mortal Instruments: City of Bones last night because I like Lily Collins.  And then.. the unexpected (more like inevitable) happened..  I fell in love with Jamie Campbell Bower.  (Fell in love HAHAHAHAHA)  Most of my friends know that I only get attracted to either guys really older than me (Johnny Depp and Eric Bana in high school.  I actually obsessed over Johnny Depp for three years.  RDJ in high school to college.  And Jared Leto in high school then making a comeback when I was a sophomore in college)  or reaaaaaaaally dirty-greasy tall, and lanky guys e.g. almost always band members (Billy Martin from Good Charlotte, Paul Koehler from Silverstein *Omg do not judge me.  He might be unattractive for you guys but when he drums, my panties want to slide out of me HAHAHAHAHA but that's in high school*, Tyson Ritter, Nick Wheeler, Bill Beckett *although, he isn't really dirty looking, right?*)  So, anyway..  Jamie Campbell Bower pretty much fits in the second category.  He's tall, and not muscular (I'm not really into the bulging muscles type), and he looks really, well, NOT gross but he doesn't really have a clean cut or whatever in City of Bones so..  You know.

 

I can't really post pictures right now because I'm using my dad's laptop (and he only has IE.  I told him a thousand times to switch to Chrome but.. no.  I even told him that he's the only person I know who still uses IE.  But he's indifferent.  Jesus Christ) and I'm not at home and shit.  But, dude, you got to google it.  JCB is the shit.

 

So, I told my best friend that I would read the Mortal Instruments series.  I googled it a while ago and based on the summaries I read - there's no fucking way I'm going to read that piece of crap!  The plot is a cliche, okay.  Plus, I already know now that Clary and Jace aren't siblings so, yeah, no taboo there.  Anyway, I'm sorry if you liked the series..  I would try not to judge you.  I mean, to each his own, right?  But, you couldn't crucify me or what for not liking it.  I mean, it's just the synopsis and I'm already rolling my eyes.  What more would my eyes do if I read the entire series, right?  Although, it's YA fiction so..  maybe that's why I don't really click with it.  Tweeners would def like it, I think?

 

So, anyway, the City of Bones movie has, like, reaaaaaaally low ratings and negative reviews because the critics found the plot unimpressive and, I quote, "Bogged down by narrative clutter and tween-targeted supernatural romance, The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones borrows ingredients from seemingly every fantasy franchise of the last 30 years—but can't seem to figure out what to do with them."  That's from Rotten Tomatoes.  This one, I got from Wikipedia who quoted Michael Rechtshaffen from The Hollywood Reporter, "Certainly not the first and very unlikely the last studio attempt at launching a Twilight/Hunger Games franchise of their very own, The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones is a bona fide saga all right—just not in a good way.  Despite the overstuffed assortment of vampires, werewolves, warlocks and demons of all shapes and sizes, The Mortal Instruments seldom feels like anything more than a shameless, soulless knockoff."

 

Anyway, I didn't really feel bad after watching the movie because, hello, Jamie Campbell Bower HAHAHAHA.  Plus, I wasn't really expecting anything mind blowing, you know?

So, whatever.  Go read the series and judge it for yourself.  I'm only going to watch the movie (if they still continue it.  There were rumors about shutting it down because it didn't really click that much, you know?) because of Jamie Campbell Bower!!!  Lily Collins.. you're forgotten.  Hahahahaha!

When You Feel Like You're Out There On Your Own, Know There Is Someone Watching Over You.

We went to Manaoag today.  I'm so tired.  I'll talk about that some other day.  Anyway, as I was waiting for the Sandman to put me into sleep, I visited my best friend's blog.  I want to link it here but I don't know if she would want me to.  Hahahaha.  Anyway,  I reread some of her posts when we were in high school and omg it's pretty hilarious.  Sobrang nostalgic!  I like reading her past entries more than my past entries because mine wasn't detailed and it's not really hilarious because I was (am) always ranting.

If you knew me in high school, you would know how muuuuuuuch I looooove Jodie! As in, I really, really love her (in a purely platonic sense, ha.)  She was (is) my bright little ray of sunshine.  Well, of course, nothing has changed.  She's still the best best friend in the whole wide world!  Huhuhuhu I really, really, really miss her!  Anyway,  here are some excerpts from her blog:

"As usual, the boring part started when we arrived from Camarin. At least Rina surprised me. As soon as she saw me enter the covered court she came, no ran in slow motion towards me and Ariel screaming "JODIE! JODIE!" She didn't care even if people were staring at her. HAHAHA. Aww Rina, you're so sweet.  =))"

- I remember this day!  It was after PALIHAN and the two of us were assigned to two different communities.  Omg, I still remember how I felt when I saw her coming to the covered court! I was really, really, really excited and happy.  Huhuhuhuhu.

"Oh yes. I love Jodie. Oooops, who doesn't know that, huh? :))"

-  There was a time when we decided to update each other's blogs.  So, we switched email addresses and passwords.  This is what I wrote on her blog.  Huhuhuhu.

Grabe the feels.

We have different interests now but that's what makes our friendship funnier.  You love..  you know.  And I'm addicted to One Direction so...  Hahahaha.  I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really miss you.  Please don't leave me.  Huhuhuhu.  And update your blog, Jesus!!  Hahahaha!

All My Fountains Are In You.

If I wasn't fat I would definitely be an okay androgynous dresser (Think of Agyness Deyn or Freja Beha Erichsen.  Although, I think Freja dresses like that 'cause she's gay.  Don't get me wrong, she could totally rock skirts or dresses or whatever, but I think she's the blue one in her relationships.)  I mean, I'm not really a girly girl so I think I could pull it off.  Plus, I really like the way it looks.

Well, some of it are really flashy.  Honestly, though, I think I would dress more like Freja.  Check it:

Or Aggy.  She's a more colorful dresser (compared to Freja,) though.

You know what, when I think about it, I think nobody could replace Aggy in my heart.  She's always going to be my favorite model (even if she's retired now.)

I could totally pull this style off - if I was tall and skinny!

And, oh yeah, have you seen OUR BLOG? If you haven't.. What are you waiting for? Go click this LINK!

You’re A Dancing King With Lover’s Eyes

So, I made another playlist.  But, I didn't post this one on facebook.  I hope it get hits, though.  Mainly, because I put my heart and soul into this playlist.  Actually, I ALWAYS put my heart and soul in ALL of my playlists.  I wish more people would appreciate the songs I promote.

All The World's A Stage from monkeyculture on 8tracks Radio.

Here's the tracklist:

• Birthdays by The Mouthbreathers
• Drean by Cloudboat
• Holy Roller by Thao & The Get Down Stay Down
• How Do I Know by Los Waves
• Disappearing Woman by Stranger In The Alps
• Pompeii by Bastille (I know this one's nothing new to you guys but it sounded great with the other songs in this playlist)
• It Gets Cold by Eliza And The Bear
• Wait For Love by St. Lucia
• Little Games by The Colourist
• Hazy by Rosi Gollan and William Fitzsimmons
• Crash This Train (Acoustic) by Joshua James
• St. Clarity by The Paper Kites
• Fountains by Rivers & Robots
• I Am Mountain by Gungor
• Always (Classixx Remix) by Panama
• Circle Down by AYER
• Young Folks by Wolf Saga feat. Lemon
• Colours In The Sky by Miami Horror feat. Cleopold
• Ephemera by GEMS
• Hemiplegia by HAERTS
• Dreams by Wet (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS ONE, SWEAR.  I'm sorry, I could be such a green boy sometimes)

I also added some songs that were in my previous playlists because..  well, I love them so much:

• Song for Zula by Phosphorescent
• Elation by Isbells
• Miracle Mile by Cold War Kids

You know what would go great with this one-of-a-kind playlist?  THIS AWESOME BLOG by Jonah and I!  We have a new post, go check it out!

Cheers guys!